Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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