Non-Jews are for practice
I cut my penus on the lid.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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