Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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