dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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