So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Randomize
