Dual....:-)
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
