You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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