Sponge bath it is.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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