Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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