is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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