WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize