whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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