you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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