I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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