No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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