You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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