the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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