Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.