I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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