bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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