Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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