ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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