i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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