if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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