If i come over, it means nothing
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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