you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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