please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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