we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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