I am puke
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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