Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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