i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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