look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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