Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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