this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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