No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize