So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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