The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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