Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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