Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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