The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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