belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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