She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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