the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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