haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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