She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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