cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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