No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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