Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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