also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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