Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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