so that wasnt chicken after all
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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