matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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