i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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