So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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