i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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