You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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