false alarm. still invincible.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion