So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.