real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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