I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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