if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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